Emptiness

I am an empty vessel.

A vessel with no bottom.

If you pour love into me, nothing gets retained, it just passes through me.

When you've slept with as many women as I have, you know there's something wrong if you're still wanting more.

When is enough, enough I ask you?

In my film career, getting nominated for an Oscar has been my goal to date. When I was at film school with Martin Scorcese in the 60s, we used to say we didn't aspire to that awards crap.

Well let me tell you. That's bullshit. We are strive for recognition.

With pussy, we all strive for a the next new one.

It don't matter if you've had 10, you'll want 11. If you got 11, you want 12, 13, etc. 

It never stops.

Mai Ling understands this. That's why I keep her around.

My ex wife, Rebecca, she didn't. That's why she aint around.

Jewish women? Don't get me started.

1. Their asses get so big past 30 that you need to buy a utility vehicle with extra large seats just to drive the ass around.

2. They aint built for it.

3. Look at Mai Ling.

4. They bust your balls. 

Question for you: Why d'you think all Jewish married men who been with their Jewish wives for over 10 years, all losing their hair, going bald, having heart trouble. Eh? Coz their balls is permanently in the electric chair that's why.

Then they take up golf. Why? They couldn't care less about golf. You ever seen a decent Jewish golfer? Course you haven't.

Its the best sport to get away from their wives. Its slow, you walk for 15 km over a course, you bend down, you stand up, you talk to your males friends about how meshugunah your wife is.

But don't get me started.

The point is - I was at a function tonight downtown, The Standard. The usual, a load of hot 20 something models and wanna be actresses. Lines of marching powder. Strong cocktails. Chaim, the film producer, mixing it up with the fillies. The inevitable happens, I get laid in the disabled toilets with a blonde from the OC called Sarah and an Asian chick from San Diego called Tammy. 

I told them to call me at the office tomorrow.

Will I remember them? Course I will, it was the best gig I've had in weeks. 

But when is enough enough?

When you hit 534.

Chaim is a worthless baseless piece of shit.

Hashem forgives the repentant.

Keep it kosher film fans.

Shalom Elechem.

Chaim Out.