I am Chaim Finkelstein.

I am an empty vessel.

I have produced over 20 motion pictures in a career spanning over 25 years.

I can't be happy.

I've won more awards than Michael Jackson.

I'm a self centred asshole. I hate myself.

I will charm you for your money, then schtup you on the recoupment order.

That is how you succeed in this game.

I am also a compulsive liar and nothing I say can be relied upon.

I'm currently working on several projects at varying stages of development.

Including my first feature.

And my personality.

Yes, I'm working on getting one.

One I like that it is.

Check in later for more updates.

Right now, I'm holding a casting session in my office and I've got to go and powder my nose and give these hot chicks the impression that I'm someone they want to bend over for.

Wish me luck film fans.

And remember, with the right amount of preparation, planning and motivation, and not to mention a handsome inheritance from your uncle Schmuel (who passed on millions of dollars from his leather factories in post war Germany) you too can achieve your goals.